no no no no no!!!!

I swear, random crap only happens to me. Like today, I stroll into the bathroom in the theatre arts building, do my business and guess what? NO FREAKING TOILET PAPER!!! I now truly understand why the Japanese just carry their own damned tissue. I literally cried out when I realized I had no T.P. and thankfully an old lady gave me some from the stall next to me. Only me. When I eventually get to go to Japan, I will make sure to carry a roll with me EVERYWHERE. Ahem, at any rate, I am going to take Copper with me to class on Tuesday (he's my uber cool dog). And on that note, I have a lot of homework to try and diminish before Monday. G'night guys!!

Hanni Furasshu!!

Dude, I can't take it. Cutie Honey is like one of my secret (and embarrassing) favorite Japanese movie/manga/anime/TV show. Right now, I am trying to watch it as it comes out- the TV show I mean. Cutie Honey The Live. I love Engrish. They don't even bother to put "action show" after live. The Japanese are super awesome. But anyways, this show is incredibly silly and full of fan service. I giggle every time I watch her deflect bad guy attacks with her boobs, because it is super funny and she's all smiles when she does it. And since I know you guys are thinking "What the hell??" I will tell you about Honey. She's been around since like 1973 and is still going strong. A movie was made a while back, like 2004, but it has spawned lots of varying anime (cartoon) incarnations. It's fun to note that the opening theme song (included in this post) has remained the same since the first Honey cartoon (lyric wise), of course this is obviously a modern version (and my favorite so far). Oh and I know you're still confused, but she's a robot who yells "Honey Flash" and can change her outfits into whatever. She's also super ditzy... So this is all that I could come up with after watching two new episodes and it being like 3am. The lack of sleep that my body is craving, has urged me to make this post and let you guys glimpse into one of my more embarrassing secrets. ...Of course, you guys are probably thinking that it's no worse than me talking about zombies. In fact, I'm sure you're surprised that I even like something other than zombies, lol. Okay good night now for real- er good morning. Later peoples!!!

Sondheim

So we saw "A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum" at our university theatre. It was funny and I liked it, but OMG they could not sing to save their souls. But, OMFG they were super funny. I gotta work on this thing for my acting class and we have to pretend to be doing a job interview. Me and this other guy decided to do a Bridal Consultant interview, only he's trying to get the job. It'll be funny. I like funny. Not much else is happening in my hecticness that is life. Hope everyone is well and stocking up provisions and fortifying their house for when zombies attack. Talk to you guys later~!

Hail to the pumpkin song

I've recently come to realize I am totally twisted in my ideas, humor, and yea...just twisted. I suppose it makes life more interesting for me. Listening to "This is Halloween" while you crack some zombie skulls in a dark mall overrun with them, is entertaining to me. It would freak out anyone else...did I mention it's the Marilyn Manson version? Yea. I've got some good ideas for future scribblings and they're all involving death or something dark. Although they're dark in nature, there's still a lot of humor in them. Anyway, not much has been happening lately. I work and go to school and occasionally play one video game for about 1-2hrs. when I have free time. I'm going to buy this art kit at work to help me get back into the habit of drawing. I intend on doing all the drawing for my book...when my cousin eventually finishes reading it. He's like the busiest person I know. So I don't want to rush him, especially since I truly value his opinion. Bleh. I need to do some laundry and blow-dry my hair and study/read for school. G'night guys!

stupid sinuses

My nose is runny, my head hurts, and when I turn my head a certain way I can feel the pressure in my facial muscles...does that make sense? I hope I don't have a sinus infection. My sore throat is going away, so that's a good sign. I've been laying in bed and trying to get some rest. I think it's working. I just have to keep drinking hot tea and stuffing my face with food. After all, the saying goes, "Feed a cold and starve a fever." I hated not going to work today, I hate staying in bed, but I guess it's a good thing I didn't go, or else I would never get enough rest to get better and I could have gotten worse by going to work and overexerting myself. My muscles are killing me, I'm going to go ahead and lay back down. I suppose I just wanted to post and let everyone know I'm alive but feeling like a zombie, lol. Talk to you all again later. G'night!!!!!!!!!!!

Zombie Smash!

School is funny because there was this lady in my English class that posted a nasty comment to one of my responses and so I responded in kind. It just sucked because she didn't stop posting stupid things after I tried ending it. But it's cool, she's just some 30 yr old lady that has no life but to only argue with people younger than her to and make herself look good. Too bad that I am still smarter than her. Kendra FTW (that's for the win for those of you not Internet speak savvy). I'm actually excited about going back to work tomorrow, only because I feel like I need to be earning money, ya know? Due to being busy with school and homework and work, I haven't had much time to smash me some zombies. Thankfully, I finally got a couple of minutes tonight to do some zombie smashing. I'm also trying to actually save me some survivors this time around so that I can level up better. A good tip for those of you is: if someone has a wound, make sure it's not a bite. An injured person could infect your entire party. And remember, a party that is too big can have discord and mutiny, so keep them small and effective. Only equip people who are reliable and can be counted on. ...If only the Artificial Intelligence on the survivors in the game could do this... Aaaaaaaaanyway, just thought I'd drop by. Good night for now guys. Later!!

Recipe Pirate!

So this cartoon on Cartoon Network is cute...it's called Chowder and this guy is calling someone who doesn't follow the recipe a "Recipe Pirate!" It's funny. Today as we sat in the Student Activity Center (aka the SAC), I noticed the little birds getting on the ground and rolling around in the mulch. It was the damnedest thing. I thought maybe getting the dirt in their wings and feathers would keep them warm. Who knows? Anyway, I think I might enter this short story competition to get myself $200. Right, that's a little ambitious huh? I came up with a good idea and will enter it as well as a poem I wrote a long time ago. We could all use some extra cash right? So yea...Yay for school. I'm hungry and will probably go and smash zombie brains now. Later guys!
Actually, I'll probably go ahead and do some reading for class and get that out of the way. Either way...there'll be moaning and groaning.

OMG...hahaha..funny stuff and more

So I am going to do a presentation on Office Ladies in Japan, aka OL's. This is one of the funniest videos I have ever seen, because this is how I feel on a daily basis. On another note, I was wanting to enter this zombie movie contest thingie, but I don't have the time or the resources to do it. George A. Romero is making a new movie call "Diary of the Dead" and is hosting a contest in which he'll put the winning shorts onto the movie's DVD release. My classes are pretty cool so far, I think I'm really going to like my acting class, because it's so laid back and will help me with my public speaking skills. Yea. Not much has happened at work lately, but I have noticed that people don't bother you if your work shirt isn't visible. For example, this past Sunday, I had to clean the store front windows out in the mall before the store was open. I decided that I wanted to wear my hoodie over my shirt to keep from being asked stupid questions by mall patrons. Because Lord knows that people will ask for your help only when you're trying to not fall off a ladder while cleaning glass, or if you're on your break. It's like they only want you when you're busy, but I digress. No one bothered me or looked twice at me, it was like I had a cloak of invisibility on, of course I was dressed in all black with my hoodie on (my shirt is a nice red). When I had to go back out to mop the floor inside and outside of the gate, sans the hoodie, I was assaulted with questions and demands while I was inside the locked up store. Go figure. People are insane. Now, maybe this is a sign that we can avoid zombies by wearing a color that doesn't attract them. My red shirt is essentially like the color red is to a bull. Unfortunately, my ladder and my cheap ass sponge mop could not be used as a weapon in case of zombie attacks because the durability of these tools is for crap. Actually the ladder might have lasted long enough for me to get to the sporting good store to get myself a boom stick. When it comes to zombies, you need to be able to quickly adapt to your surroundings and be resourceful. The undead aren't entirely predictable. So today's lesson is to laugh and laugh hard, and learn to be flexible and adaptable to your surroundings. Good night and good luck. Also, you should all watch the TV show "Paranormal State" if you're having trouble with urinating... Of course the show could make it worse and you may need someone to go to the bathroom with you. Have fun!

Alive and kicking

Hey folks, still alive. A lot has happened since Christmas. Work and stuff. Yesterday I spent 8 hours trying to fix both my schedule and someone else's schedule for school. Thankfully we got it done and of course I'm taking bull classes because everything else was full. I absolutely hate my university. It's the worst university in the whole of Kentucky. I got a glorious Xbox360 for Christmas!!!! And I got the most awesomest game on the face of the planet...Dead Rising. It's a zombie game. I run around a mall, bashing in zombie heads, using anything you can grab to kill 'em, and if you want, you can save survivors. As of current, I've mostly been bashing in zombie heads and trying to beat the game. It's super sweet. Yea. So, now when I go into my mall, I have to resist the urge to grab a bench or a potted plant. It's great. I also got an awesome Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie with a uber cool blood splatter on the hood. Since X-mas, I have got to watch Sweeney Todd (it was okay) and I Am Legend (better as a book and okay until you got to the end). I also watched Alvin and the Chipmunks which was a surprisingly good movie. I think that's just about all that I can think of to tell you guys, but pretty soon there will be more to talk about because I go back to school starting Monday. So my life will now consist of zombies, school, work, and zombies. Notice how social life is no where in that list? It's cool though, because at least I'm having fun everyday. Love you guys!!!! Talk to you later.