Humor in the weirdest of places

So, Copper, my chihuahua who lives inside, decides that he was going to be sneaky. As I was in the laundry room arguing with my mom (I've got a terrible headache and stomach issues), he comes in and takes the opportunity to eat some cat food. He's on a diet and doesn't like the stuff we're giving him, Iams weight formula or something or the other. So I hear crunching and assume it's the cat, but no mom starts yelling at him and calling him a "thief" and I'm just like "Err okay?" He retreats back a little back and then swoops back in and gets a mouthful of her food and runs back out into the kitchen where we can hear him still crunching. It was just really funny, watching him trying to be slick about it and watching us very closely. I had to go home early from work because I got sick and honestly I'm feeling a lot worse. I'm just ready for this month to be over. I think I may lay down for a while or try to work on my little projects. Bleh. Later guys.

March equals my month from hell

Tuesday, I had to put my dog down. My 12 year old black lab, named Queenie. I was with her when they injected her and it all happened so fast. When we got home, I had to dig a hole to bury her in. It's been a rough and horrible month. I'm at the point where I feel like I need to rush through everything and get it all done so that I can just be in my own mind and by myself. I need a change of scenery and a new life, at least that's how I feel sometimes. Hopefully things are going good for all of you and yea... Later guys.

Hoop Jumpers

So this guy tells my manager Coreen that she made him jump through hoops and we had lost a customer. "Blahity blah, we spend at least $3000 in here a month. I don't like that you made me jump through hoops, blah blah blah, you lost me as a customer, blahity bloo." I was like WTF? and had to refrain from saying, "Sir, I think you mean you spend at least $30 in here a month and I'm sure all you bought today was clearance." Of course his strife was because company policy states that we have to give refunds back on the credit card the item was purchased on and he was being a little bitch about it, but Coreen let my co-worker go ahead and give it to him because she's nice. People suck. I think we all do hoop jumping though. It's like there's two types of people, people who perform and people who wear masks because life is like a circus and we're jumping through hoops either performing or wearing masks. I am the type of person who performs because I don't want people to see my real feelings or how much pain I am actually in. Therefore, I put on a show to entertain everyone and make myself feel better. The people who wear masks have it the hardest because they have to blend into each environment they are in. They have to pretend to be one person when they are truly someone else. At least as a performer, I can be myself by making my pain humorous. I am almost done re-editing my book to pass off to Shannon again. School sucks and I wrote a 10 page paper for nothing because I miss one class and the teacher decides to make it an oral presentation instead. Yea, too bad no one even goes to that class, and I haven't seen the people who were supposed to be in my group since like the beginning of the semester. I think they dropped the class. This is my crazy "I hate white kids" teacher. The one that talks about the Holocaust but some how believes that African-Americans had it harder...yea I dunno. She forgets about the Native American Indians and the terrible things that happened to the Irish and Indentured Servants, but anyway... I'm sorry this post is so random, I just figured I hadn't updated in a while, so here I am filling your mind up with nonsense and rambling. I was thinking of maybe doing a whole thing on books and my interpretations on them as my future blog entries...but I may alternate since I have to give you all information to survive zombie attacks. Hmm. I am in a dilemma. I wonder how everyone in Florida is doing. I miss them and if they are still reading my blog....HELLLLLLLOOOOOO! Okay, before I get any further into my ranting, I'll stop here. Later guys!!

Why I love Easter

see more crazy cat pics

That sums it up for me, lol. Peeps are fun, and I'm totally happy that people use them for recreational things like this. Well, not much has been happening to me lately except I have to work, school, work, and then some more school. Will I ever have a social life? I haven't even had time to really edit my book. It's frustrating. Eventually it'll all happen for me. We might be getting a pug, which would be awesome because I love animals and sometimes I feel like animals understand me even better than kids, lol. I got to visit my little cousins for a bit on Sunday, and it was cool. I got them an action figure and a shirt and they liked them, I think. Meh, I need to finish up some stuff for school and then go to said institution of DOOM. So I was just doing my monthly update, lol. Later guys!!!!!!

school is now the bane of my existence

ARGHH!!! I got so much to do this semester and I'm ready to flip out. Just walk into the library and start putting books in the wrong spot and loudly asking everyone if they're getting anything done. Man...And it's snowing, but I'll probably have to get in my craptacular car and drive in the snow and be stuck at the mall in 10-12 inches of snow. On a brighter note, here's a hilarious video from Japan and it is in Tokyo Disneyland (I think). Enjoy and I'll see ya real soon.