The Discovery Channel has this delectable show called "A Haunting." It is so funny to watch because the acting is terrible, they use the same friggin'house for each episode (of course it's supposed to be a different house in a different part of the world), and yea that's about it. I try not to laugh at these people, they're always all like "God'll protect us, this is our house, huh!" Whatever, most people would flee. The smart ones anyway. If you move into a house and blood is pouring out of the walls and no one else sees it, then you're messed up and need the help of Jesus...and an expensive psychiatrist. If everyone sees it, then you need to move and/or have the house destroyed the land blessed and then you should be good to go. If all else fails, get yourself like every spiritual priest (or priestess) possible and have them perform exorcisms. If that doesn't work, then more than likely you're actually very mental ill and should once again seek yourself some religion. Anyway, time is of the essence isn't applying to me right now. We have these wonderful things called on-call shifts where you may or may not work and it's damn near impossible to plan your day around such a shift. For example, if I start a project like writing or working on my book, then I'll have to stop mid-way through to go to work and my flow is disrupted. So, I'm waiting to see if they're going to us me tonight at work. It was so slow last night, that we could have been self-service, to quote Kevin. I want to go out and do something, but I'm waiting to call. Because my luck works like this:
Friend: OMG! Kendra! I got free tickets to [insert popular punk/rock band here]! Wanna go?!
Me: DUDE! SWEET, yes! Oh wait, I'm on call tonight from 6pm to 10 pm. We have been slow all week though...and they haven't used their on-calls so far. Lemme just call and check. *Dials work on her cell*
[insert one of my awesome managers here]: Oh hey Kendora!
Me: Hey, just wonderin' if you guys need me tonight...
[insert same awesome manager]: Yes we do.
Me: *Internally struggling and trying to keep from screaming* Yea! Okay awesome...
Yes that is the way it works. But I love my place of business so much, that it's fine. Seriously, I look forward going into work to see the stupidity of the masses. I love the people that are so excited about the sale prices that they don't believe the signs, nor my co-workers...they have to ask me about it as well. It's mind-blowing to them. God, how I wish to enjoy and be amazed by the simplicity that is $5 t-shirts and 40% off of already reduced prices! Work provides me socialization and free entertainment. I recommend that everyone get a job. It pays you to entertain and be entertained by the masses. The only problem is if you are one of the many who suspect a zombie uprising soon. Then you may not want a job in a mall or surrounded by lots of people. Unless you are a ninja like myself. Okay, I'm now going to scrounge for food and waste the rest of my time waiting to call for my shift. Later guys!
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