Giants

I carefully place my treasure into the small alcove I've recently discovered. Hiding it from the world. Wait. I hear noises coming from the cavern entrances... Cautiously, I peek out from the small cavern that holds my treasures. With stealth and speed, I reach the large white gates that border the cavern. Thunder- no wait, footsteps. Footsteps of a giant. Alas, the giant approaches I bravely leap forth to engage the large creature. With ease, I am scooped up and gently placed onto a soft mossy surface. It's come for me. Agility is what separates me from this lumbering foe. Crashing to its knees it looks at me and giggles. Excited by the upcoming battle with this humorous being, I began a War Dance and chant, "Cluck cluck cluck." Blast, it doesn't deter her. I leap over an arm and dodged her other hand, still doing my warrior dance. Now she's taken a piece of my treasure, trying to distract me. I take it and run towards the edge. As she goes to retrieve it, I make my move and dart to the keys and cell phone beckoning to me on her nightstand. Muwahahahha. Momma can't catch me now.

Yea, that's about how it goes when I play with Alice, the furry ninja zombie master ferret. She dances and makes happy noises while I chase her to get her out of my belongings. I bought her these great Marie and Pluto rattles from work for her to play with and she keeps them in her little play tunnel/house thing. It's funny to watch her because she gets frustrated when I take her little treasures out and she'll drag them all back in later. I also just got her a large play pen so that she can run a little more freely in my room instead of being stuck in her cage and being limited to my bed. I love her so much because she is constantly following me and happily riding on my shoulder. She loves watching Spongebob Squarepants and the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Her and Copper are two of the coolest animals I've ever owned. Yup. I've been either busy or sick, so I apologize for the delay in writing in my blog...then again if anyone is reading this I'll be surprised. I got to see Batman: Dark Knight on last Thursday, midnight showing!!!!! It was so mindblowingly full of awesome. Well the parts with Heath Ledger portraying the Joker anyway. His performance was so amazing that it most definitely deserved an Oscar nod. He was disturbing and maniacal...pure brillance. My favorite part was when he had this pencil that he jammed in the table and said that he would make it disappear. Well he sure did, when he slammed this guy's head into the table and then it was gone!! Hehehehe. Yea, the rest of the movie was dreadfully long and at times I was preparing to get up out of my seat because I thought it was over, but sadly it continued. Truly though, Ledger made the movie. If it wasn't for him, I'm not sure that I would have enjoyed it as much as I did. You just have to see it to truly get what I'm getting at. In short, he was a giant among men, and this movie will be a wonderful piece to show people what an amazing actor he was. ...Even in Brokeback Mountain, which I absolutely hated with a passion. It's undeniable that he was a remarkable actor and whether people like it or not, his legacy will be his role of the Joker in a movie that he absolutely stole the scenes out of. Okay, my li'l one is hopping around me and clucking to get my attention. I must now cater to the 1 lb. 10 oz. ferret's demands for treats, lol. Good night guys!